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PostSubject: ten comandments!!!   Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:01 pm

Harley's 10 Commandments

I. The one true American- made motorcycle is the Harley Davidson, and thou shalt not put no other motorcycles before it.

II. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the God of Chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

III. Honor thy authorized dealer and the motorcycles thy sell, and that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.

IV. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink beer, and have some FUN.

V. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maidservant, nor her ox, nor her cute little butt.

VI. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride Jap-crap, for Jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.

VII. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress.

VIII. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-Davidson heaven.

IX. When riding thy Harley on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

X. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy Harley with thy Harley brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.
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PostSubject: hihih check it out!   Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:02 pm

Some Lines To Use When You Get Stopped By A Cop

1) Hey Buddy Ya need a cold one?
2) Ain't you that guy from The Village People?
3) Have I been drinking? You're the detective. You tell me!
4) Do I know why you stopped me? Well, from the looks of you I'd say you're shaking people down for donut money!
5) Hey! Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on 'Cops'?
6) Race ya to the station?
7) If I get in the car, can I work the siren?
Cool You'll never get those cuffs on me, you weenie!
9) Bet I can get that gun outta your holster before you can stop me
10) Hey...just write the dang ticket. The liquor store closes in 20 minutes!

^top

Wisdom

When I was young I used to pray for a Harley. Then I realised that God doesn't
work that way. So I stole a Harley and prayed for forgiveness.

^top

CPR

The cop pushed through the crowd at the scene of the accident to see a blonde and a young man having passionate sex tight at the center of the road and demanded to know what was going on.

“It’s all my fault,” she said. “He was thrown from his bike in the accident and I was giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and, well, we both got carried away.”
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5 Bikers

Five bikes walked into the bar, ordered their drinks and suggested that lone drinker at the end of the bar should pay. When he refused they punched him up and threw him out of the pub.

“He wasn’t much of a fighter,” said one of the bikies to the barman.

“He is not much of a driver either,” said the barman, “he has just driven his truck over five motorbikes.”
^top

Most of these stuffs are found on the net from someone, somewhere who also found them on the net so I really do not know the origin. If anyone knows where some of these came from, do let me know.
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PostSubject: more more!   Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:04 pm

You Know You're A Biker When...

You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.
Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer.
Your best friends are named after animals.
You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed wire.
You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.
You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.
You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
Any day you ride is a good day.
Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
You get hit by a Taxi, slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.
You've been too drunk to piss but not too drunk to ride your bike home.
Your three-piece suits are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.
You don't think it's a good party till someone rides his Harley into the living room.
You think Tequila is a sex aid.
You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start.
Your garage has more square footage than your house.
Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.
You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:51 pm

KESIAN AMOI

Sorang pompuan tu... terberanak dalam lif. Punyalah dia malu... melalak dan tak mau keluar lif... Datang doktor cuba pujuklah pompuan ni... nak bawa ke hostipal.

"Marilah keluar amoi, saya bawak peligi hostipal". "Tak maulah doktor, saya malu"
Kemudian kata doktor tu... "Apa nak dimalukan, tahun lepas saya ada kes lagi teruk
punya malu.... terberanak dalam longkang lagi!!!"

Tetiba, lagi kuat amoi tu lalak.... Doktor tercegang dan tanya kenapa nangis lagi kuat.
Kata amoi tu... "Orang tu sayalah jugak!!!!".

affraid affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:58 pm

KANTOI LA PULOK!!!


sepasang laki bini yg telah mempunyai 3 orang anak, sedang bersembang sambil menonton TV di dalam bilik mereka.bini bertanya
kepada lakinye beberapa soalan.

Bini : Bang, kalau saya mati dulu, abang kahwin lagi tak?
Laki : Abang rasa, abang mungkin kahwin lagi.sebab,
anak-anak kita perlukan orang yang boleh beri perhatian. Makan minum abang
pun adalah orang yang sediakan.

Bini : Habis, kalau abang kahwin lagi, abang kasi ke dia
duduk rumah kita.
Laki : Yelah. Sebab rumah ni mahal, takkan nak biar kosong
macam tu saja?

Bini : Abang kasi ke dia guna bilik, kita, toilet kita?
Laki : Ya yang, sbb takkan abang nak buat bilik lain khas
untuk dia. Nanti bilik ni, membazir pulak.

Bini : Abang kasi ke dia pakai almari kita?
Laki : Ye yang, almari kita ada 4 pintu takkan nak bagi org
lain pulak.

Bini : Abang kasi ke dia pakai katil kita?
Laki : Terpaksalah yang. Sebab katil kita tu baru je beli
sebulan.

Bini : Baju tidur saya, pijama dan towel saya?
Laki : Takkan itu abang n bagi kakak & adik awak. Jadi, drpd tak dipakai, lebih baik kalau abang kasi dia aja.

Bini : Handbag saya, kasut saya, golf set saya?
Laki : Itu tak boleh, sebab dia suka handbag kaler maroon, kasut dia saiz kecil drpd awak, saiz 5, golf set tak boleh sebab dia kidal...

Bini: @#$%tooooooooooooooooooot????!!!!!
Laki: (Dalam hati)Alamak kantoi!!

p/s: ingat jangan la pasang yang serius kat luar..nahas mengkome wehhhh.
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:02 pm

NGERI WEHHH!!!


Seorang lelaki telah menginap di sebuah hotel di KL. Terdapat sebuah komputer di dalam bilik hotel itu. Dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar e-mail kepada isterinya.

Malangnya, dia telah tersalah taip alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa mengetahui kesilapan itu, dia pun terus menghantar e-mail tersebut. Di sebuah rumah di Kedah pula, seorang janda baru sampai ke rumahnya selepas pulang daripada majlis pengebumian suaminya. Janda tersebut mengambil keputusan untuk menyemak e-mailnya untuk melihat sekiranya terdapat mesej daripada saudara-mara dan teman-temannya. Selepas membaca e-mail pertama itu si janda tersebut pun pengsan affraid . Anak lelaki janda tersebut pun bergegas ke bilik ibunya dan mendapati ibunya terlentang di lantai dan dia pun membaca mesej di dalam skrin komputer:


To : Isteri kesayanganku
Date : 16 May 2002

Subject : Abang telah selamat sampai

Abang tahu Sayang pasti akan terkejut dengan kehadiran mesej ini. Mereka telah menyediakan komputer di sini pada ketika ini dan kita boleh menghantar e-mail kepada sesiapa sahaja terutama insan kesayangan kita.

Abang telah selamat sampai dan telah menginap dengan aman di sini. Abang lihat semuanya telah di sediakan di sini untuk kedatanganmu pada hari esok.Semoga berjumpa denganmu nanti, Sayang. Abang harap perjalananmu ke sini nanti lebih bermakna seperti apa yang telah Abang lalui ketika ini.





lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:43 pm

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating,
and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,

"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty years?"

"I remember that, too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..........................
"I would have been out of jail today and a free man!"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:49 am

Joke of the day ...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then
Have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby
Is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in
The ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in
The corner, is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the
Happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy
Children, and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "He's happy now... But just wait until we take
The pacifier out of his ass."
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:57 am

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.

As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6ft black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled,..... HIJACK!

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.
And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: ....HI JOHN!

The moral of the story is: If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven sake don't ever call him in the airplane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep shit... albino
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:21 am

Kah Kah Kah gelak aku pepagi buta ni......kalau hianu ok tak lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:34 pm

hafizazzim wrote:
Kah Kah Kah gelak aku pepagi buta ni......kalau hianu ok tak lol! lol!

Stop calling names hey bro.... Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:30 pm

yeah... grow up laa.....
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:25 pm

Definition of bravery

Coming home drunk, covered in lipstick, smelling of perfume then slapping the wife on the butt while saying "You are next fatty"..... Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:46 pm

KES LEBIH MAKAN UBAT

Amer berumur 15 adalah seorang anak yang pendiam. Dia sungguh misteri. Bapanya seorang pesara tentera, kini memulakan perniagaan kecil-kecilan, manakala ibunya telah pun meninggal dunia sejak dia berumur 8 tahun. Tinggal lah Amer dan bapanya berdua. Bapanya seorang yang amat tegas dan mengharapkan Amer berjaya didalam pelajaran.

Setelah bertungkus lumus belajar akhirnya Amer mendapat kesemua A dalam setiap mata pelajarannya ketika menduduki peperiksaan SPM.

Suatu petang bapanya memanggil Amer. "Bapak bangga dengan pencapaian engkau, Amer, apa kau nak sebagai hadiah kerana cemerlang didalam PMR? Basikal?"

Amer hanya membalas "Saya hanya nakkan 2 biji bola ping pong aje bapak."

Bapaknya hairan. Tapi dia tetap menunaikan hajat anaknya. Dia lantas membelikan anaknya 2 biji bola pingpong.

Masa kian berlalu, kini Amer mendapat kejayaan didalam SPM, dia mendapat 10A dan diterima dijurusan kejuruteraan mekanikal disebuah university terkemuka di Malaysia. Bapanya bangga dan bertanyakan apakah hadiah yang Amer mahukan. Amer masih tetap mahukan 2 biji ping pong. Bapanya bertambah hairan, namun dia tetap membelikan Amer 2 biji bola ping pong.

Semasa di university, Amer terus berjaya dan berjaya dan dia telah mendapat award sebagai pelajar terbaik di Universitinya. Kejayaan demi kejayaan yang diterimanya dia masih tetap mahukan 2 biji bola pingpong dari bapanya.

Bapanya terfikir yang dia mempunyai anak yang kurang centre, tetapi masih berbangga.

Akhirnya dia telah diterima bekerja di salah sebuah syarikat engineering yang terbesar di Malaysia yang bertaraf international. Bapa Amer makin gembira lantas dia masih bertanyakan apa yang Amer hendak. Amer masih tetap mahukan bola ping pong.

"Kau ni, asik2 bola pingpong! Sudah!! Perniagaan bapak makin maju dan bapak adiahkan kau sebuah Kereta Mercedes SLK Compressor"

Namun, Amer tetap gembira dengan pemberian bapanya tanpa banyak soal.

Pada hari dia mendapat kereta tersebut, dia keluar untuk men'test' keretanya. Namun, apalah malang Amer, dia mendapat kemalangan yang teruk di Highway KM 1.24 dan dimasukkan ke ICU.

Bapa Amer amat terperanjat dengan kemalangan tersebut.

Semasa di ICU, bapanya menjaga Amer dengan penuh kasih sayang. Tetapi nampaknya Amer tadak harapan nak sembuh, lalu Amer mengeluarkan kesemua bola ping pongnya dan menyerahkan pada bapanya.

"Bapak... ameklah bola ping pong yang saya simpan ni...." kata Amer kesakitan.

"Amer, selama ni ko asik mintak bola ping pong aje, ape ke paedahnya" kata bapaknya

"Sebenarnya ada misteri disebalik bola ping pong ini..." kata Amer

"Apa dia" tanya bapa Amer

Tetapi belum sempat Amer memberitahu meisterinya, Amer menghembuskan nafasnya yang terakhir...

Bapa Amer menjadi separuh gila mengenangkan misteri anaknya.

Apakah misteriya? Anda nak tau????





ianya tetap misteri kerana tajuk cerita ini adalah Misteri Bola Ping Pong dan akan menjadi misteri selamanya.
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:53 pm

SIDI:BUDAK MODEN LA KATAKAN


Semasa cuti penggal persekolahan,Sidi yang baru menduduki kelas tadika di ibu kota dibawa bapanya pulang ke kampung datuknya di Padang Rengas,Perak.
Disebabkan terlalu seronok menyambut cucu sulung pulang ke kampung,si datuk ghairah menunjukan khazanah yang ada di kampung itu.tidak ketinggalan binatang liar yang masih boleh ditemui sesekali di pinggir hutan berhampiran hujung kampung.....

Datuk:Ha......sekejap lagi kancil akan muncul celah-celah pokok itu.

Sidi:Tapi...itu kan semak.

Datuk:memang kancil suka tinggal kat situ.Kalau nampak kelibat orang ia akan menyelinap dan hilang di celah-celah belukar.

Sidi:kat KL kancil lagi berani.Kalau traffic jam,ia cilok sana,cilok sini....dah lepas kat depan.

Datuk:(Sambil menggaru kepala)Tengoklah bebudak sekarang...


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:58 am

What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither logical nor legal?

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student : "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor : "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student : "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an A for the exam. "

Professor : "Okay, it a deal. So what is the question?"
Student : "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an A, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
The fact that you have given your wife lover an A, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical......
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:35 am

Seorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru
berkahwin. Setelah membunyikan loceng, si nenek terkejut kerana mendapati
cucu perempuannya yang membuka pintu dgn tanpa seurat benang pun di badannya. Belum sempat si nenek bertanya, si cucu berkata,

"Saya sedang menunggu suami saya pulang dari berkerja nie nek!"..

"Yg kau telanjang tu nape!!!???" marah si nenek.
"Ini la BAJU CINTA saya" balas si cucu perempuannya.
"BAJU CINTA ??" si nenek kehairanan.
"Ya, suami saya menyukainya, saya juga begitu senang MEMAKAInya.
Saya harap nenek dapat balik dulu sebelum suami saya pulang kerana tentu
suami saya nanti akan berasa malu melihat saya memakai BAJU CINTA ini di
hadapan nenek." pinta si cucu perempuannya.

Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya mungkin itu cara terbaru
si isteri melayan sang suami. Di dalam perjalanan pulang si nenek mendapat
idea. Fikirnya dengan mengikut cara cucu perempuannya, sudah tentu dia dapat
mengeratkan hubungannya dengan si atok yang sudah berumur.

Sesampainya di rumah, si nenek tadi terus menanggalkan semua pakaiannya,
mandi, berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi sewangi wanginya. Kemudian si
nenek tadi pun menunggu si atok pulang. Beberapa ketika si atok pon pulang.
Sebaik saja pintu di buka, si atok mendapati si nenek berbogel kat depan pintu....

"Awat hang nie? Dah buang tebiat keeer???" marah si atok tadi.
"Ini lah BAJU CINTA saya bang" kata si nenek tadi.

"BAJU CINTA???.... .. Kok iyea pun..... IRON la dulu baju tuh!!
nampak sangat kedutnyer... .."
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:05 am

Adus.... nak nangis dibuat nya.... hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:30 pm

Kesian nenek tu.... baju dia kena pakai Softlan byk2 baru lembut dan gebu semula...tiada lagi kedutan...hehhehe

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:42 am

Father and Son


Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively,
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:
"Those are for the married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."

Please imagine if you had a clever son like that.
Did you have those answer??
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:27 am

Hemmm....Joshua is a clever kid ..I wonder if he will ever ask you those questions or straight away buy them. scratch

Just kidding bro.... but someday this will happen...as the saying goes like father like son....hehehehe.
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:59 am

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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:33 pm

hafizazzim wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Hoi! Apa nih? No comment jangan post thread ni laa... tongue
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:53 pm

Batin wrote:
hafizazzim wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Hoi! Apa nih? No comment jangan post thread ni laa... tongue

HOI!!! APA KAU SIBUK .... AKU NAK KOMEN KE AKU TAK NAK KOMEN KE .....SAPA NAK MARAH AKU????? SAMY VELLU ????? Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:05 pm

HOI!!! APAHAL PULAK KAU KAITKAN SAMY VELLU DALAM HAL NIH???

Marah Bulk nanti ...tak pasal2 boss dia dibabitkan. Rolling Eyes
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