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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:35 pm

Undervein 600 wrote:
Selamat datang ke kawasan larang abg haron. Laughing

Memang cool la,den tak sompek nak berbual panjang.
Next time,jika ada sumur di ladang....kehkeh Laughing

boleh lah undervein berkubang.... wakakakakaka


Slamat datang bro haron........
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:37 pm

bulk23 wrote:
DUA MANGKUK

kiranye camni lah..2 mamat ni nak balik kampung diorang,kat area hulu perak..mase sampai kat kuala kangsar ari dah malam..yang sorang ni dah nak singgah dah..tapi yang sorang lagi ni nak truskan jugak...nak taknak kene truskan jugak...sampai kat area hulu perak kat satu jalan yang agak sunyi...enjin xv535 mati..belek pnye belek,skali minyak kong daaa..itulah akibatnya kalo buat direct system..reserve takde beb..jadi diorang pun duk mengelabah la cari kalo2 ada rumah kat area situ..tengah duk carik tu,ternampaklah sebuah pondok,adalah kerlipan cahaya skit..kecik je,macam tempat nak berteduh dari hujan...diorang pun teruslah pi kat pondok..dalam tengah duk menyusuri denai nak ke pondok tu,diorang perasan la ada benda putih duk berceracak kat atas tanah.

mak aiii...kcut perut mamat dua orang ni..kawasan kubur siot..tapi takpelah truskan jugak ke pondok tu...sampai kat pondok tu diorang nampak ada orang tua tengah duk ketuk something..dah sampai dekat barulah mamat 2 orang ni prasan..orang tua tu tengah buat batu nisan..mamat ni pun tegurlah.."perghh,kcut perut jugak kami tadi pakcik,ingatkan hantu tadi..pakcik tengah buat ape tu?"
pakcik tu pun jawab le.."BODOH BETUL..TULIS NAMA AKU PUN SALAH!!!"





WOIT BULK !!!!! ko tau aku balik malam... pi post lagi gambo camni..... seram siot.... haaa.. kan dah mula terbayang.... nnt aku cabut janggut kau satu persatu...!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:44 pm

ala...edy...kalau dia nak tumpang apa salahnya....pastu bole la tuko moto pakai harley plak..... affraid affraid affraid

welkome...bro harun....jom ride ikan bako plak.... cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:11 pm

hafizazzim wrote:
ala...edy...kalau dia nak tumpang apa salahnya....pastu bole la tuko moto pakai harley plak..... affraid affraid affraid

welkome...bro harun....jom ride ikan bako plak.... cheers cheers cheers



Belum kena belum tau beb... kang ada yang terkencing dalam suar.... benda-benda cam ni jangan di cabar beb...
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:20 pm

On their 25th anniversary

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:00 pm

kuang kuang kuang....oooo itu pekerjaan nko slama ni rupanya batin.....tapi toksah citer kat sini....ramai yang bujang lagi....nanti sibuk diorang tembak cicak kat rumah.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:58 am

hafizazzim wrote:
kuang kuang kuang....oooo itu pekerjaan nko slama ni rupanya batin.....tapi toksah citer kat sini....ramai yang bujang lagi....nanti sibuk diorang tembak cicak kat rumah.... lol!


takleh lalu kat bilik mandi... asyik terdengar... Pappa !!!! Pappa!!! Pappa!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:33 am

For Jimmy and Leong.....he he he





Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer .

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In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.

You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.

Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.

One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair ."
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:04 am

The 11thHusband....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
SCREWED."
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:59 am

better ask the grandma whether she knows eddyanubis lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:36 pm

hafizazzim wrote:
better ask the grandma whether she knows eddyanubis lol!


Mrs. Jones, Do you know This outstanding citizen Eddie Anubis?

... "Yes,I know him...." (To be continued...")

Esok, I kasi update...
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:27 pm

KETAT LAGI BEB

pada satu petang yang tenang,seorang ibu didatangi oleh anak perempuannye yang baru berusia 7 tahun...anak perempuan bertanya kepada ibunye.
"mama,kenapa orang perlu berkahwin?"
ibunyapun menjawab.
"sebab nak meneruskan zuriat"
anaknya bertanye lagi.
"mama,sakit tak mase nak bersalin?"
ibunyapun menjawab.
"sakit..macam nak putus nyawa dari badan"
anaknya bertanya lagi.
"mama,adik boleh beranak tak?"
ibunye menjawab sambil tersenyum.
"tidak sayang..bile sayang dah dewasa nanti baru la boleh"
"ok..tima kasih mama"
si anak tadipun berlalulah sambil terlompat-lompat kegembiraan..biaselah budak-budak.
ibunya berkata dalam hati.
"budak-budak sekarang memang lebih jauh pemikirannya dari budak-budak dulu"
dari jauh ibunye terdengar anaknya bercakap dengan kawannye.
"kamal,ibu kate saya tak boleh nak beranak sebab saya kecik lagi..jadi kite bolehlah teruskan permainan kite tadi"
kamal pun menjawab dengan gembiranye "YESSSS!!!"
di kejauhan ibunya kelihatan terlentang sambil terkeluar buih dari mulutnye.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:49 pm

budak zaman sekarang..... he he he he...dan


Woi... avatar tu apahal cantik sangat??... hah.... jawab.... jawab.... why.... why....
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:52 pm

saje..buat jadi ilham bile nko balik keje nanti...hehehehehehehehehe.
What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:52 pm

Jimmy73 wrote:
hafizazzim wrote:
better ask the grandma whether she knows eddyanubis lol!


Mrs. Jones, Do you know This outstanding citizen Eddie Anubis?

... "Yes,I know him...." (To be continued...")

Esok, I kasi update...


Haah.... Jimmy.... contempt of court.... he he he
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:05 pm

A'kum bulk!
Bro bukan nak menghalang freedom of choice kau.

Tapi tolonglah tukar kau punya Avatar... MENGERIKAN LAAAAAA... affraid

Aku buka forum malam2 pun takut beb. Terkejut. Kot kot terpacul tepi tingkap. HEHehheheehe. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:18 pm

Batin wrote:
A'kum bulk!
Bro bukan nak menghalang freedom of choice kau.

Tapi tolonglah tukar kau punya Avatar... MENGERIKAN LAAAAAA... affraid

Aku buka forum malam2 pun takut beb. Terkejut. Kot kot terpacul tepi tingkap. HEHehheheehe. Laughing
...


dengan nada sayup.... dia bertanya.... "masih chat lagi ke bangggggggg......?????'.. eeeiiiii.... akut....
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:32 pm

bukan ape..avatar tu terkenang kat bekas awek aku..ngeri weh muke dia.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:47 pm

bulk23 wrote:
bukan ape..avatar tu terkenang kat bekas awek aku..ngeri weh muke dia.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

mana tak ngeri nye.... habis manis.... sepah dibuang..... haaa kan dah kantoi....
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:55 pm

siot je..
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:03 pm

bulk23 wrote:
siot je..



lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:57 am



sakit weh....
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:26 pm

oh my god.....tak dapat bayang kesakitannya.... silent pale
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:13 pm

he he he .... anyone fancy a sausage???? he he he
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PostSubject: Re: A Place To Smile and Laugh   Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:03 pm

Terkenang 12 tahun lalu bila terlihat kelibat sausage garing hangus kepunyaan....Alah siapa punya anu tu...alah anu...


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